Dear Tim:
I went to that other coffee shop this morning. I like your coffee a lot too, but it’s just that your line is soooo long. Your lines are longer than your coffee is good. I had a muffin and a large coffee without you. I’ll try coming back sometime when you’re not so busy.
st
Dear Tim:
I went by your place again at 5am the other day. I really wanted the coffee. And a donut, or a bagel or something. oh wait, there is no such thing as 5am donuts. You’d think I would know this by now. I’ve been there enough times.
The guy at the counter explained to me that the old donuts must be destroyed before new ones can be created. I think its a physical law, or maybe something to do with donut reincarnation, I’m not sure.
Anyway, having no food available in your restaurant is a terrible idea. It’s just terrible. I found something in the display case that was shipped fully cooked from Ontario and ate that with my coffee.
Tim, please change your ways.
st